What Do I Wear To My Repulsive Boss’ Funeral?

Dear Judy,
What do I wear to the funeral of my late boss? He was an out-and-out pig, and I hated him. Part of me wants to wear tight silver lame with matching sandals or a long bosom-baring red gown with bugle beads.
The rest of me thinks maybe this is not such a good idea. In fact maybe [...]